Thursday, April 27, 2006

Things that make you go "awwwww"


Kitten Ludo naps on Bernard the Bondage Bear. Sitting on the back of my couch is one of Ludo's favorite places, and Bernard pretty much lives up there, but this is the first time that they've gotten so cuddly.

Hey, at least this is still a G-Rated picture. Glad my cats are fixed and don't know what to do with what little they have left in that department...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

It's a car; it's a motorcycle; it's a Volkswagen...


The Volkswagen GX3 is a three-wheeled concept car that has progressed passed "concept"; according to the magazine Eurotuner, VWoA is already designing the sales brochure...

It's a two seat "car" with a F1 look, but it's only three wheels, which keeps it in the motorcycle class. It means the law will make you wear a helmet, but it's got a rollcage and racing seats with 4-point harnesses for extra safety. Road rash? Not with this rocket.

Engine is in the back, but there will be a trunk... somewhere.

VWoA is striving to keep the base model under $17,000 (it's not terribly practical as your ONLY car...) but they want to make a huge range of bolt-on carbon fiber body parts so you can make this odd little thing all your own.

if you've got a lot of driving to do, this might be the car, um motorcycle, um, go-kart... just for you. MPG is estimated at 46mpg, but you'll still get a lot of speed.

more information HERE

Friday, April 14, 2006

CNH 320

okay, so the movie sucks so far, but there are some redeeming points...

extra points to anyone who knows what the hell i'm talking about...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Pipe Day at Work


Smoking a pipe turns the loading dock into a "veranda", but the freight train tracks are still just freight train tracks.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

"Your Sword, Sir Ringo?"

I've been wondering this for some time now; do you think Ringo is bitter over rejecting a knighthood?

Back in the 1960's, the Beatles were all offered Knighthoods, but they were too "rockstar" to accept them at the time.

Now there are only two Beatles left; Paul was once again offered a Knighthood (this time he said "of COURSE!") and Ringo is stuck doing...uh... i don't know what Ringo is doing.

Maybe if she hasn't already by then, it could be the last thing the Queen does before she dies. Maybe it will be her dying words: "Ringo was my always favorite Beatle..."

Monday, April 10, 2006

i think that i was just solicited by a horny machine...

every once and awhile i will get *pinged* by complete strangers through Yahoo IM, but this time i think the "person" wasn't even a person because her comments didn't match up with my mine... sometimes i'll chat for a minute with these people just for the heck of it and just incase they are people that i actually DO know in real life... this is the conversation in its entirety...

redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:52:53 PM): um, yes
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:53:09 PM): oh your there : hi...
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:53:15 PM): you are...?
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:53:47 PM): a/s/l (age sexlocation)?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:54:04 PM): you are...?
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:54:12 PM): im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like too chat.
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:54:17 PM): so what have you been up to reedbaronx71?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:54:45 PM): nothing that i will tell you about
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:55:10 PM): cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting iinda horny (*blushes)
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:55:44 PM): you are boring me
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:56:15 PM): feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:56:41 PM): boring boring boring
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:57:15 PM): i think ill just take that as a aes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:57:57 PM): sorry, i can have sex in real life, i don't need to cyber with a stranger
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:58:36 PM): alrigzt how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

well, whoever this person or non-person was, they must have thought that i was a man... sorry, but i can't imagine the appeal of cybering with a total stranger...

but sometimes these conversations can be kinda fun; i've actually out-freaked people who have tried to freak me out... THAT'S satisfying...

Family Tree by DNA

There is going to be a news article on the local NBC news about plotting your "family tree" by your DNA. The downside that i see to this is that you will be able to "see" what your racial heritage is, and if we can scientifically and biologically plot our racial heritage in a way that is more than skin deep, we risk Nazi-level studies "proving" that some races are superior to others by matching up grades, IQs , and test scores with racial DNA markers.

DNA Ancestry Project

Sure, that is not the "intent" of such projects, but that was also not the intent of scientists in Weimar Germany when they began to do serious studies on the origins of homosexuality. Their intentions were innocent and genuine, so thousands of men signed up to participate in the studies. Little did they know, ten years later an angry man with an ugly moustace would use the studies to round these men up and ship them off to death camps...


One of the Finest Henges...

Thanks to trick photography, the 18" Stongehenge model in my backyard looks looks almost like the real thing...

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Smells Like Pre-Teen Spirit

I bought a stick of chapstick today, and putting it on instantly reminded me of visiting my grandmother (father's mother) up in Wisconsin Rapids. i don't quite know why the smell reminded me of that, but it is specifically the Chapstick that is the original "flavor"... i don't know WHY Chapstick reminded me of my grandmother's, but it did... and that made me think of other smells...

Lysol=puke. it has to be original scent Lysol; the flowery scents don't trigger the "ugh, someone puked" reflex (luckily) just the original scent. It's not a happy memory, but the only time that Lysol was used in my house was when someone (usually me) puked.

Vintage Volkswagens. Last year when i went to the Volkswagen show (pictures on my main website...) i stuck my head in the window of a 1972 Type III Fastback, and all the sudden i was 5 years old again. Its this combination of rust, oil, and cheap vinyl (or whatever the upholstery was...). Growing up we had a Type III squareback and a Bug. Might not be a good smell, but it's a great memory.

Paper Mills. Once again, not a good smell but a good memory. Grandma Slattery (dad's mom) lived up in Wisconsin Rapids, right in the middle of paper mill territory. Actually, papermills smell pretty bad... but i like the smell just for the memory. Last year when we were in Albany, this horrid smell came wafting over the camp... it was the smell of papermills...

Wet Wool. My mom spins and weaves her own wool.. She would actually go to sheep shearings and buy wool in bulk, wash it in the bathtub, and then one of my chores was to card the wool. i told Sixpence about that recently and her response was "How very... Pilgrim of you..." i hate my mother, but i didn't mind carding wool...

Shoe polish. Actually my memory of the shoe polish smell has nothing to do with polishing shoes but... the junk drawer. Everyone's got one, a junk drawer. There wasn't much in the junk drawer that anyone actually used. There was a card of upholstery tacks, a compass in the shape of a tractor tire, a spool of kite string (which i think that i still have, thirty years later) and a can of Kiwi shoe polish (amongst other things of course). The whole drawer smelled of the shoe polish. That can of shoe polish moved with us to two other houses and two other junk drawers... I have no idea how old it was, but i think that it was the can of shoe polish i took with me when i went to England in 1991 with my very first pair of combat boots...

Army dessicant. if you've ever been to an army surplus store, a REAL surplus store--not just a camping store that carries a few racks of unused camo-- you'll know the smell. there was a surplus store in Madison that we went to every time we went to Madison, and they carried EVERYTHING you could possibly want, right down to parachutes and C-rations from WWII (supposedly still edible). Ironically, army surplus looking clothing is all stylish now; i saw a guy wearing a fake surplus jacket done by Tommy Hilfiger. Just proves that i was a fashion maven ahead of my time...

Spring=Moving. Okay, this isn't a childhood thing, but it's still a strong trigger. There was a tiem in my life for many years where me and my friends moved about once a year, and always in the spring. Smelling spring makes me want to start apartment hunting, but luckily for my friends that would be helping me... i am very happy with my currrent apartment and i plan to stay here for years to come.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Dongle Berry


dongle (NOUN)

"A dongle (pronounced DONG-uhl) is a mechanism for ensuring that only authorized users can copy or use specific software applications, especially very expensive programs. Common mechanisms include a hardware key that plugs into a parallel or serial port on a computer and that a software application accesses for verification before continuing to run; special key diskettes accessed in a similar manner; and registration numbers that are loaded into some form of ROM (read-only memory) at the factory or during system setup.

If more than one application requires a dongle, multiple dongles can be daisy-chained together from the same port. Dongles are not in frequent use partly because enterprises don't like to have a serial or parallel port preempted for this use. "


back in the 1980's when we had a Commodore 64 (that's a type of computer, for you younger folks... in it's day, it was FAR superior to the Apple products, but like the Betamax, it failed to capture the market's attention) ANYWAY... several of the programs that we had required dongles; physical "passwords" to keep pirates from copying and using software. My dad created a cottage industry building dongles to accompany the software that his pirate buddies copied. Yar. Resistors, transistors, diodes, all soldered to a hand-etched circuit board and dipped in resin... i still have some of them...

Back then, i used to think that it would be cool if say, soldiers, had dongles instead of dogtags for their personal information. the dongles would contain vital health info as well as name rank and serial number...

we now have the Flash Drive that plugs into a USB port (see my earlier post about the MacGyver-esque tool). I have seen flash drives that hold a couple gigabytes (the computer i just got rid of held all of 8GB and for the most part it served me fairly well (the issue was speed, not so much size...)

they are making flash drives as keychains, pens, and yes even pocket knives.

i didn't build it, but i did dream it up over twenty years ago. i guess someone else did, too...

Monday, April 03, 2006

Great Googely Moogely


a jet-powered Beetle... here

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